i know, i know. this site is really misleading. i say i'm a copywriter, but i've filled ninety percent of this space with some semblance of visual niceness (or irritation—it's all subjective). and hardly anything has more than a few little extraneous textual blurbs. and it seems like i have horrible grammar. at the very least, questionable syntactical habits.
don't get me wrong, i'm a big fan of words. there isn't much that pleases me more than a beautiful phrase. which is the reason i've been so selective with what's on here. (and the reason i've devoted a separate section to such phrases.) but in case the lack of verbiage has left you feeling hesitant about my writing skillz, i'm providing this set of awkward paragraphs and incomplete thoughts that i've written for the sole purpose of not exposing my more-well-written-but-less-sfw-super-top-secret internet diaries to a group of strangers who may or may not be candidates for subsequent personal reflections.
did i mention i like run-on sentences and starting sentences with conjunctions and using periods unnecessarily in the middle of sentences for emphasis? other things i appreciate include quietly distinct sounds, parentheses, grey, and the use of adjectives as nouns or vice versa. also, simplicity.
anyway, here are some revisions waiting to happen:
(i lied. they haven't happened yet. or maybe they're being revised already. believe what you want.)